Disclaimer: bla-bla-bla, sotsu, bla, sunrise, bla- Tomino-sensei, bla, 
shoukoh Murase, blah blah. Not mine, doing this just for fandom sake, and 
for us, the poor fans who could do nothing but paws at those beautiful faces 
of the boys on TV, cards, or posters. <sniffle>

Anyhoot, Enjoy!
oh yes, this is a part of a MUCH bigger fic at http://www.inter-fic.com/
Credit due to all Yaoi writers!!!!!!

Ammo
by: Trowa Girl

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Duo eeped as he leaped out of the kitchen, shutting the door behind him, and 
flattened himself on the floor as the said kitchen, and part of the west 
wing of Quatre's mansion, blew up in a huge BOOM, sending burning pieces all 
over.

"WOOW!" said Duo in amazement, as he stood up, observing the wreckage, the 
wall's gone, but amazingly, the on-fire-door still stood, thus covered Duo 
from the explosion. Duo was going to grab the knob, when the door crumbled 
into crispy little pieces. Duo just shrugged, and took the remaining knob 
that fell on the floor. Death boy screeched and threw the knob away since 
it's hot. [writer sweatdrop] "awawawawawawawawawawawawaw" Duo jumped around 
waving his burned hand.

Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Rashid and his troops arrived at the scene of the 
crime.

"Duo!" Quatre called out "What happened?!"
"He screw up, obviously" snorted Wufei.

Duo glared at the chinese boy, but ignores the remark "I.....I was-- um. 
...." he hesitates suspiciously, "um...."

Quatre closed his eyes, he knew what Duo was trying to do. Sighing, he said 
"Rashid, have the maids clean up the mess, please" The maguanac were already 
extinguishing the fire that were spreading to other parts of the house.

"Yes, Quatre-sama" Rashid replied, respecting the little master. Then he 
went to call for the maids.

"Come on, Duo," Quatre turned, taking the braided boy's hand, "go clean 
yourself"

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"So what WERE you trying to do?" inquired Heero, slumping himself down on a 
comfy chair. He was worn, just got back from a mission. On the way, he had 
seen the partly-gone west wing of the mansion.

"I was....going to make you.... something....ya know, before you got back 
from your mission and all, but...."

"Didn't I told you I was keeping C4s in the cabinets?"

"uh....yes" Duo stared on the floor. Looking sorry.

"And G-38s on the spice shelf?"

".....um, yes..."

"And gunpowder in the flour barrel?"

Duo was now staring at Heero "hey! no! you didn't tell me that! that's why 
when I fried the pancake it went on fire!!!"

Heero almost sweatdropped "Duo,....the gunpowder was black"

"I just thought it's a new kind of flour" insisted Duo. "So it's all your 
fault! because of your damn gunpowder the dough exploded, sending fire to 
all the other places you keep your ammo at! maaaan, ya should've keep them 
somewhere else.....far from fire! ya know what kitchens are for?! for 
cooking! with fire! why don't you keep it someplace else,...like, in OTHER 
rooms?!"

Heero glared, "I do keep ammos in OTHER rooms" slipping his hand under the 
chair's pillow, he took out a medium-sized box full of elephant-gun bullets. 
Pointing to the painting on the wall, he declared "I keep some C4s in there 
too. and some dyna there" pointing to under the couch. "The kitchen is where 
I keep the least ammo, and it IS important to have ammo around the house, 
just in case of an attack, or.....for a self-destruction option" He added 
with a psychotic smirk.

Duo sweatdropped. "oh" but he soon recovered "well, but still" he 
pouted.Wing zero pilot sighed, Duo is definitely hard-headed. "alright, 
Duo.... I'm not mad, and Quatre's not either" Heero almost twitched, if he 
wasn't Heero, of course, The repair for the old and classic mansion would be 
expensive, but it would be nothing to the rich-rich-rich!!! Quatre. Cash to 
him is almost unlimited. The spiky haired boy still remembered that time 
when Quatre bought Trowa a limited-edition, only 5 in the world Mclaren 
sport car, ....cash. The company immediately took Quatre up in a partnership 
contract.

Duo puppy-eyed Heero. "really?"

Heero sighed again, he should make the first move. The cobalt blue eyed 
pilot stood up and walked over to where Duo was perching and stroke his 
cheek. "Really. now snap out of your fake grief-stricken state, or I'll 
spank you out of it!"

Duo's eyes instantly glittered with mischief, and said teasingly "Promise?"

Heero was confused. "Promise what?"

"Spank me."
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