Ok. I hope didn't ruin the image of our boys too much...(by the way I didn't create these characters, they belong to the rich dude who owns them and not Treize either) I hope you enjoy the story. I wanted so badly for it to be LOL funny but Gundam Wing oriented. This is my first Fan Fic so what do you think? E-mail me at
~Divacannon

Good Morning, Nataku Style!

(7:30)

Wufei was awakened by a phone call at 7:30am. It was the usual time for the Wild Wing Boys to wake up between missions. It gave them enough time to conduct hygiene and get to class which convened at about 8:00am. This was the highly prestigious boarding school (New Xavier) Heero enrolled them in (without consulting them, of course).

"RRRRRRIISSSSSSSSSEEEEENNNSHHHIIINNNEE, Wu-man!!" Duo roared, ignoring the curt swearing on the other end of the line.

"Baka! I can wake myself! How old do you think I am? Four?! You hairy BASTARD!"

Duo's feelings were nominally hurt by now. He did not usually do such great charity work! Besides, he wouldn't admit it, but he laid the ultra-rude phone call to Wufei because of the wake up call he got.

"Hey, at least you don't get kicked out of bed every morning."

The braided pilot smirked into the receiver of the phone thinking of Heero, his silent roommate. Then stifled a laugh, knowing that he would be chased down and beaten to pieces if Wufei felt insulted enough. He felt like roughhousing but NOT a fight-to-the-death with the Sheng long pilot. Why does such trivial things like this bother him so much?

"I didn't choose your roommate! <huffing and sniffing angrily> Serves you right! Bastard!"  <grumble-grumble......loud click...dial tone>

(7:35)

Duo hung up on the other end and stretched like a fat house cat, both arms as far in front of him as possible. That was too fun, he thought laughing aloud. He relaxed a bit more...he had time...Heero ritually threw a hard knee in his back at about 6:00am. So he had plenty of time to burn harassing his 4 pals...and who ever else was in the campus directory for that matter. Boredom, curiosity, hyperactivity in the same biotic environment equals KA-BOOM (or a hard knee in the back every morning). 
 
There was a hard bash on the door. "Shit! Wufei!" Duo hissed. He ran to the bathroom and Heero looked up with his trademark, unfazed look at the doorway. Heero thought for a moment. It was pretty quiet over there. Duo...What did you do? Heero stood up and strolled to the door like a suburban bachelor going out to pick up the paper. Heero didn't care who it was (this time) he didn't like to be disturbed especially at his cherished computer time. Geez do you expect them to send orders telepathically?

He opened the door and Wufei flew in half dressed in his new school uniform.  His olive skin glistened under his unbuttoned shirt, his shoes in hand exposing well-groomed large feet. He was cursing strings upon strings of Chinese and English curses. His onyx eyes flashed from one side of the room to the next, searching for his well-hidden pre-victim. Heero sat back at his desk and continued typing and staring at the screen. An over-whelming urge to roll eyes was fought back. Not again, he thought, I'm putting Duo in the basement of our next school...I wonder if they have power out-lets in the basement? For some reason the idea of parting with the loud-mouthed American bothered him. Maybe I shouldn't serve him up to Wufei.

"Bathroom."  Heero said in monotone, without another thought. Duo probably deserves it. No matter how many soft or hard stops Heero reserved for him.

"Land of the brave MY ASS!" Wufei stormed over and violently yanked at the doorknob. Duo had already figured what Heero was going to do. He was just unhappy that his good day was turning into a horrific account of the "Three Little Pigs" and he wasn't the one with the bricks. "Ah come'on Wu, don't you think we're overreacting!" That's right talk'em down while continually looking for a way out of this fairytale.

"Do NOT talk down to ME you insolent little...little..." Wufei thought, the window.  When he opened the door (with the aid of makeshift key from Heero) and Duo was long gone. The Chinese pilot ran to the window and look out to see Duo running agilely across the parking lot. Wufei hated losing his temper...Duo was one of the few and proud, who could make him so angry, he acted his age. And that's what he did.

"Duo, youuu....Ah!!"  He closed his eyes and went quiet suddenly.  So suddenly Heero looked up thinking that maybe he had jumped out managed to get down 3 stories and went after Duo. Wufei released a sigh. The shoe's a dagger. The shoe's a dagger.  He lobbed back his arm and threw, with all the power in his being, one of the shoes with his right hand.

(7:45)

Duo hadn't even fathomed the idea that a shoe was being hummed at him from the third story of his dormitory. He heard one treble filled plop. A shoe landed too close for comfort...But where did it come from? Then a second shoe flew spiraling into his back.

"IIITTTAAIII!!!!!" That was it. Duo nearly always acted his age. "You rancid, little rice hording, He-BITCH! I'll shove a whole box of chop-sticks up your crusty butt!" He was shaking his fist and so pissed he forgot the pain.

Wufei looked out of the window more than 100 percent satisfied with himself. He even changed positions so that he looked more comfortable. He was resting his head in his hands with his elbows on the window ceil, with a rare and ever so luscious teethy smile.

Duo was raging now...but he maintained a smile. Someone must pay for disgracing Shinagami!

"Better be vigilant Wu-man, I'll pawn every last one of your silver-shiny babies!" Wufei flinched but his smile remained.

A group of now disturbed awed students began congregate around the ever-popular Duo. Got'cha! Duo thought. Saw ya' flinch!

"We all know why you like knives so much!" Duo thought hard, the key to getting to Chang Wufei was to...of course, EMBARRASS him. Chatter Duo, he urged, hit another hot spot and hope he doesn't have any more shoes.

"You should see him in the locker room! Man, he looks like Sagat from Street Fighter II. HE says the pain turn him both on and out, but you know old Chang, he never gets past his hands. Oh yeah, 'cept when he's got a knife of course..."

Wufei scratched his chin and shut the window, grumbling annoyed but maintaining a lip smile. Not even Trowa could have beaned someone from that far away and with a blunt object. Duo could pawn Heero for all he cared. Wufei was officially on top of the world Nataku Style.

(7:55)

Wufei and Heero walked to class together. Wufei's was holding his chin a tad bit higher than usual. And he was early to class. Now! How did you start your day? Hope the teachers don't notice the shower thongs he was wearing instead of the regulation shoes he had pitched at his pal.

(8:00)

Duo went to the school nurse to have her look at his back. He couldn't see the contact point but he could see her facial expression. She lectured him that associating with bigger boys would get him hurt and yadda yadda yadda was Heero hurting him? and la la la la and you only have one body and blah blah blah. He thought exasperated, would she ever stop?  It didn't hurt half as bad as time he got drunk and fell out of the Deathscythe Hell. She left the room to get some pain medicine or something.

Duo fingered his braid gingerly and thought...Revenge is a festering black hole and when you touch it...it feels like shoe in your back. He pulled a badly contorted bobbi-pin from his hair. His favorite lock-pick! Here shiny shiny shiny, I'm sure Wu won't miss ya'. Very much!

The End
Notes: I really don't like Wufei much...I'm another Duo fan. But you gotta love all of them. I like them in this order: Duo, Heero, Quatre, Wufei, and Trowa. What order so you like them in Divacannon@aol.com?